At lunchtime I typed on my Facebook page that I had just watched the captain take the pimiento cheese off his sandwich. Have you ever tasted pimiento cheese? Besides being delicious, it's totally innocuous. Not spicy. Not hot. It doesn't even add much texture.
Kackan, my Swedish friend from the Neverland (my former boat), responded that I was cursed with picky eaters for captains. And it's true. Though I really think I'm going to like our main captain, who's on break right now, she doesn't like... onions!!!